Jack Nicholson doesn't give a fuck
The man has balls to not give a fuck and just lie down on a LA sidewalk. And props to him for choosing to nap and getting Vitamin D at the same time. Such a multi-tasker.
(from “13 Exquisite Easter Eggs”)
ATTENTION INTERNET: THIS IS A PENGUIN BEING TICKLED.
Bruno Mars is the shit
I’ll Be Lounging On The Couch Just Chillin In My Snuggie/ Click To MTV So They Can Teach Me How To Dougie
We Democrats have not lived lives sufficiently pleasing to God to have Gingrich...– Democratic Rep. Barney Frank, commenting on likely Republican presidential candidates. (via officialssay)
Would you spend $6000 on a toilet?
What if it was a really nice toilet? Say a $6,390 Numi toilet by Kohler. Features include: An environmentally correct dual flush Deodorizer Dryer Foot-warmer Speakers Pre-programmed “relaxing” music A built in FM radio
Haha Romney's logo looks like the Aquafresh logo ... →
Umm Let's Not Shut Down the Government
Why? Cause this shit happens: Veterans’ services will be suspended. They serve our country, let’s ensure their basic benefits. It’s basic human decency. The IRS shuts down. And I want my tax refund! Social security claims get delayed. It’s pretty shitty to screw the vulnerable. New people won’t be able to apply for medicare. See above. Environmental programs...
More Sasha Fierce!
Hell to the yes! Beyonce will be releasing a new album in June.